This is the second installment containing interviews with other players in the fantasy football league that I was pleased to be a member of last fall. Last week, we had interviews with Julius Ceasar, Harry Markowitz and Walt Disney.
This week, we start with Attila The Hun, his nickname was Hunny, and he finished in the lower half of our league. His team name was The Hunny Pots. He led the league in ground yards (he loves hand to hand combat), but was last in passing. Attila, said that he thought the spearchuckers were cowards for throwing the ball and then getting out of the way. “Cowards everyone of them”, stated Hunny. His description of the receivers was less than complimentary and lacked the political correctness that Barney Frank loves, among other things.
This year though, Hunny said that he is going to signup for Fantasy Sports Optimizer’s tools including Data Sense and Live Cheat Sheets. Hunny realizes that in modern warfare called fantasy football, you need all the aids you can get and FSO has the best. Hunny is going to participate in mock drafts to help sharpen his skills at selection. When Hunny was at his peak, he would take what he wanted, but in the modern world of fantasy football you must play by some rules. Tough break for Attila, because otherwise he would be the odds on favorite. Good luck this year Hunny.
The next member I interviewed was Sir Isaac Newton, famous mathematician, scientist and cookie maker. He was especially interested in optics and higher math. This led to the famous question, “what do you see in the numbers?” Sir Isaac named his team The Figs….we believe after his cookies ( The fig newtons dummy) and not as an abbreviation of the synonym of numbers, namely figures.
Isaac knew of Harry’s work and he purchased Data Sense early in the season. He took part in many mock drafts and learned player and position selection. He enthusiasticly, endosed the use of FSO’s Cheat Sheets and finished high in the standings. This year The Figs will be hard to beat as Sir I will use all the analytical tools and aids he can, participate in numerous mock drafts and will be a Fantasy Sports Optimizer booster and purchaser. Only gravity will hold him down, but he is an early favorite along with Harry the genius.
The last player interviewed this week was my personal favorite….Lady Godiva. This gal knew nothing about fantasy football, but the members of league were more than willing to give her a helping hand or any other body part that she desired. They told her about mock drafts, position selection, player selection and the use of many of fantasy football tools and analytical tools.
Her husband Lord Godiva, was the first world famous Chocolatier, consequently, she called her team the Chocolate Riders. Unfortunately, he got kick in the head by her horse and she became a widow. We all went to the funeral and gave the horse a big bag of oats each.
The best week of the season was when Lady G cut her hair…..WOW!!!! what a player to have in your league. Big Ben heard about her and came on the prowl, but Attila explained what he would look like with an ax in his head. Now that is being a good league player and friend, along with being a Hun.
This year Lady G is planning on attending mock drafts, getting player rankings and all the FSO tools possible. She told me that she expects to finish high in the saddle or was it the league?
That’s all from fantasyland for this week…..GO Bears!!!!
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