Fantasy interviews with the great ones.
I thought for the next few blogs I would give you the results of my interviews with fellow league members from our fantasy football league. These famous people all were deeply involved in our league and, of course, there was some rationalization of their final position in the standings.
Let’s start with the last place finisher, who threatened poor old Sweetness, if he didn’t go first. So here is the first Fantasy interview with……Julius Ceasar. Julie’s team named the Ides Of March got off to a tough start, losing the first 6 head to head contests, but by only a total of 370 points. Julie stated in fantasy gab that he was a victim of bad luck, though his player selection was great. When asked if he used Fantasy Sports Optimizer’s analytical tools, he answered ” Ceasar doesn’t need drafting aids, he is a god.” Of course, Julie failed to take into account that in 2100 years things changed and he should have been using Data Sense and Live Cheat Sheets tools.
His failure was also blamed on his second in commmand, a guy named Brutus. Poor JC, he just doesn’t learn quickly. This year he says he is going all the way with FSO’s package of extraordinary draft aids. He also has dumped Brutus and named Cleopatra as his assistant. This gal can really make you a winner!!! Just don’t reach into her fig basket for a little afternoon refreshment or you might end up with a sore asp.
Next, I interviewed Noble Laureate Harry M. Markowitz, whom I call the father of prediction. Actually, much of Fantasy Sports Optimizer is based on Harry’s work. The man is a genius. Needless to say Harry won the league with his famous team named The Number Crunchers.
I asked Harry if he used Data Sense and The Live Cheat Sheet? He said absolutely, since they were based on his model and he liked what he saw. Predictiability Harry explained is my game and FSO adds to my fame. Harry was impressed with the depth of the analysis and the inclusion of risk is the key to success, he stated. Harry said this year he is going for some big prizes in rotisserie and point leagues and will be using The Optimizer. Harry the genius told me that The Optimizer is unique among fantasy football tools and is the best way to get a jump on your competition. Congrats to Harry, the champion!!!!
The next interview was with one of the mid level players, Walt Disney. Walt said that he thought fantasy football was kind of Mickey Mouse and a little Goofy. He did try a mock draft and then was hooked. He didn’t know about The Live Cheat Sheet from FSO, but after the draft he purchased Data Sense and his kingdom got magically better. I talked to him about a “Magic Kingdom” and he said he would think about it, but didn’t know if the phrase would catch on. Later he named his team The Magic Kingdom, so I think he liked the idea.
Walt said he needed drafting assistance and didn’t find out about Fantasy Sports Optimizer until he joined our league on draft day. Too bad, because Walt is a real nice guy, who loves kids, and small planets or ex-planets like Pluto. The man this year will be armed and ready for draft day using The Live Cheat Sheet. He and Harry will battle it out all year along with other members of the league whom I will tell you about in the next few weeks.
So from fantasyland, I say GOOOOO Bears








